Sideline craziness

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I am getting excited for Labor Day!... This is when we all get a good boo at the crazy sideline parents! In particular new parents who the coach has yet to talk to and mention you can't yell at other teams or swear at your children on the field.

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I am getting excited for Labor Day!... This is when we all get a good boo at the crazy sideline parents! In particular new parents who the coach has yet to talk to and mention you can't yell at other teams or swear at your children on the field.

not that anyone should have to tell them. what is worse are the one that know their kid don't want to hear them. do youself a favor, go to youtube and find some of the NPL final games u13-to 16 are the best and just listen.... you will see what i mean.

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I am getting excited for Labor Day!... This is when we all get a good boo at the crazy sideline parents! In particular new parents who the coach has yet to talk to and mention you can't yell at other teams or swear at your children on the field.

Any leads? Which parents can I sit next to and start poking?!?!

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Any leads? Which parents can I sit next to and start poking?!?!

All clubs have one or two. I saw some beauties at Cranberry cup

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All clubs have one or two. I saw some beauties at Cranberry cup

If its only 1 or 2, don't complain.

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If its only 1 or 2, don't complain.

No kidding - go watch some games on Long Island or New Jersey. One or two is sedate.

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If its only 1 or 2, don't complain.

Not a complaint. Just an observation.

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I am getting excited for Labor Day!... This is when we all get a good boo at the crazy sideline parents! In particular new parents who the coach has yet to talk to and mention you can't yell at other teams or swear at your children on the field.

Ok, so i know you would think parents would know that they cant yell at or abuse opponent players or officials , but some are truly ignorant. I saw one last year where a U9 mother was yelling loudly, telling the referee that he sucked for much of the first half. A league official eventually went over and told her she couldnt do that. She literally looked at him and said "I cant?...but he really does suck". She was screaming at likely a 16 or 17 year old referee.

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I am getting excited for Labor Day!... This is when we all get a good boo at the crazy sideline parents! In particular new parents who the coach has yet to talk to and mention you can't yell at other teams or swear at your children on the field.

I have an idea for sideline bingo. I'll print up cards with quotes you'd normally hear like
boot it
unlucky
handball
offsides, really ref?
that's a yellow card
&$*#&*# referee sucks
that's a corner
two hands on the back sir
that was/wasn't out of bounds
no, you shut up

Bonus
I can't believe we drove all the way here for this

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"Why isn't the coach subbing that kid, he keeps losing the ball"
"Punt it"
"You're faster than him"
"Get the ball you're better than him"
"Shift over 3 steps"

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"Why isn't the coach subbing that kid, he keeps losing the ball"
"Punt it"
"You're faster than him"
"Get the ball you're better than him"
"Shift over 3 steps"

boooooot ittttt

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I have an idea for sideline bingo. I'll print up cards with quotes you'd normally hear like
boot it
unlucky
handball
offsides, really ref?
that's a yellow card
&$*#&*# referee sucks
that's a corner
two hands on the back sir
that was/wasn't out of bounds
no, you shut up

Bonus
I can't believe we drove all the way here for this

Don't let her push you.
He's not calling that .
Are you kidding me ?
Have one

turn and burn

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Don't let her push you.
He's not calling that .
Are you kidding me ?
Have one

turn and burn

That's the UNC coach over there watching my kid.
She's been working on that move for weeks with her trainer.
Hey, can I bum a cigarette? (SSS games only)

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Where's the keg? I brought the Solo cups

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I'll be printing up cards for Labor Day weekend tournaments and selling them. I don't think the crazies will buy them but the rest of us might enjoy the match a little more by having something to laugh about.