Rules of Talking Soccer

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Correction

39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negate any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.

"must be must be"

Dope.

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34. You are Fred.
35. If you are not Fred you will be called Fred.
36. You are most likely not Fred.

Right Fred.

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Right Fred.

The idiot hath spoke

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Correction

39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negate any valid point and must be must be mocked and ridiculed.

And another correction and addition:

39. Typos, misspellings, grammatical errors negate any valid point and must be mocked and ridiculed.
40. If you're on Academy, it's a waste of time; if you aren't on Academy, it's a waste of time.

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That's nice, dad. Until she meets a player that played much more games than your
kid and knows how to deal bruisers like your kid. Knows how to foul and inflict pain
without getting caught. Knows how to unbalance big fat girls and make them fall down.
The more angry you daughter gets and out of control, the worst it is for her.
You know why? That's her job and she is very good at it. To protect her teammates from bruisers like your daughter, until she stops or leaves the field hobbled. Watch for her.

soccer enforcer. drop the gloves.

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soccer enforcer. drop the gloves.

Actually there is nothing better than seeing the big fat enforcer girl get housed by some wound tight skinny mass of muscle.

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Actually there is nothing better than seeing the big fat enforcer girl get housed by some wound tight skinny mass of muscle.

Another thread gone because of a fake post. It was fun while it lasted.

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Another thread gone because of a fake post. It was fun while it lasted.

41. Rumors of future plans are posted by clubs in the know.

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41. Rumors of future plans are posted by clubs in the know.

42. Ridiculous threads with titles like "club x is changing the face of youth soccer" are used to artificially prop up clubs on life support because they are run by criminals and social misfits.

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42. Ridiculous threads with titles like "club x is changing the face of youth soccer" are used to artificially prop up clubs on life support because they are run by criminals and social misfits.

Good one, and now the inverse.

43. Ridiculous threads with titles like "club x is terrible and everyone should leave" are used by some clubs as a way to destroy them whether or not they should be.

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Good one, and now the inverse.

43. Ridiculous threads with titles like "club x is terrible and everyone should leave" are used by some clubs as a way to destroy them whether or not they should be.

The police blotter don't lie though.

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Good one, and now the inverse.

43. Ridiculous threads with titles like "club x is terrible and everyone should leave" are used by some clubs as a way to destroy them whether or not they should be.

Well played.

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The police blotter don't lie though.

Even better play.

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I love when comments demonstrate the rules of TS!

Pretty good list for those that can laugh at themselves. I don't think there are many more rules that we can create, so perhaps this thread is done and served its purpose.

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I love when comments demonstrate the rules of TS!

Pretty good list for those that can laugh at themselves. I don't think there are many more rules that we can create, so perhaps this thread is done and served its purpose.

44: Using the term LOL narrow downs your identity by 50%.