Supercomputer Prediction - Sour 2 - Special Edition
Well you are absolutely right, we would be totally remiss for not including our FL ECNL friends in our predictions. As always, yes even for our FYSA club teams, we have added supplemental data to be inputted into the Supercomputer for this special match-up. We reviewed endless amounts of FL ECNL game tape and counted the number of times each parent on the sideline shouted to their coaches: "@!&*$#!!!!! When are FYSA club team tryouts this year!!!! So without further ado:
Bracket I: OCYS ECNL vs WFF ECNL: These are without question the top two ECNL teams in Florida-those are irrefutable facts. The giants and pinnacles of Florida ECNL. These teams met twice this year and WFF convincingly won both 5-0. WFF finished 6th and OCYS finished 8th in the 5 team, sorry typo, 8 team Southeast Conference. By the statistics, we would certainly expect WFF to be the clear favorite in this re-match. But our ECNL soccer sources have told us that OCYS has ordered specially made cheerleader soccer uniforms and are planning on implementing the dreaded cheerleader pyramid formation (for those not following Supercomputer predictions as closely as OCYS coaches apparently are, this is the formation we previously mentioned where the team's players form a perfect pyramid in front of their own goal-historically no one has ever scored against it). Our ECNL sources have also told us that WFF coaches have countered by conducting practices in cow pastures and having their players shoot against bales of hay stacked neatly into pyramids.
Supercomputer Prediction: PV or TBU, sorry another typo, 0-0 tie
Key Game Statistic: Shots on goal WFF 503, OCYS 0
It was decided by both teams not to continue into PKs to decide this one, as no college coaches could attend due to the match being Soccer Court Ordered, scheduled last minute by FYSA in a cow pasture. Our sources tell us that FL ECNL teams will only showcase themselves if 500 or more college coaches attend a match.
As always good luck to all teams and safe travels.
Well you are absolutely right, we would be totally remiss for not including our FL ECNL friends in our predictions. As always, yes even for our FYSA club teams, we have added supplemental data to be inputted into the Supercomputer for this special match-up. We reviewed endless amounts of FL ECNL game tape and counted the number of times each parent on the sideline shouted to their coaches: "@!&*$#!!!!! When are FYSA club team tryouts this year!!!! So without further ado:
Bracket I: OCYS ECNL vs WFF ECNL: These are without question the top two ECNL teams in Florida-those are irrefutable facts. The giants and pinnacles of Florida ECNL. These teams met twice this year and WFF convincingly won both 5-0. WFF finished 6th and OCYS finished 8th in the 5 team, sorry typo, 8 team Southeast Conference. By the statistics, we would certainly expect WFF to be the clear favorite in this re-match. But our ECNL soccer sources have told us that OCYS has ordered specially made cheerleader soccer uniforms and are planning on implementing the dreaded cheerleader pyramid formation (for those not following Supercomputer predictions as closely as OCYS coaches apparently are, this is the formation we previously mentioned where the team's players form a perfect pyramid in front of their own goal-historically no one has ever scored against it). Our ECNL sources have also told us that WFF coaches have countered by conducting practices in cow pastures and having their players shoot against bales of hay stacked neatly into pyramids.
Supercomputer Prediction: PV or TBU, sorry another typo, 0-0 tie
Key Game Statistic: Shots on goal WFF 503, OCYS 0
It was decided by both teams not to continue into PKs to decide this one, as no college coaches could attend due to the match being Soccer Court Ordered, scheduled last minute by FYSA in a cow pasture. Our sources tell us that FL ECNL teams will only showcase themselves if 500 or more college coaches attend a match.
As always good luck to all teams and safe travels.
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