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    Trump played goalie as a u9

    He was the fat athletic kid that got stuck in goal.

    Bernie Sanders was the striker that got the girls

    #2
    wrong trump owned the team and bernie let everyone play for free yay

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      #3
      Goalie is for the unathletic kids that can't make it in the field so you are probably right.

      Bernie refused to play because everyone didn't get the exact same trophy and he protested the league on the basis of league inequality.

      No way would he allow a team to get a first place trophy if other teams didn't get a trophy. He also required all teams score the exact same amount of goals during a game. The kids decided it was boring so the league folded. Bernie never played a second.

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        #4
        Both wrong.

        Bernie was the kid on the sidelines eating grass and chasing butterflies.

        Trump on the other hand was the kid that's daddy ponied up for playing time... instead of scoring goals he talked sh1t to opposing players until he would inevitably draw a foul, hit the deck and flop like dying salmon.

        I've coached both of these kids, but hey at least we scored off a few of the pk's we got from little Trump!

        -This sums up the election if not all of life for me

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          #5
          Trump plays golf. Enough said about his athleticism right there. Maybe it was the bonespurs that limited his potential?

          He's also a notorious golf cheat.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            Goalie is for the unathletic kids that can't make it in the field so you are probably right.

            Bernie refused to play because everyone didn't get the exact same trophy and he protested the league on the basis of league inequality.

            No way would he allow a team to get a first-place trophy if other teams didn't get a trophy. He also required all teams score the exact same amount of goals during a game. The kids decided it was boring so the league folded. Bernie never played a second.
            Bernie declared: "Free trophies for everyone!!... Now, who's gonna pay for them??"

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              He was the fat athletic kid that got stuck in goal.

              Bernie Sanders was the striker that got the girls
              Lol,The big fat Dirty Dyke is back mad as hell.Lost on the Russian crap,lost on the impeachment ,in fact lost on everything. You ever get sick of loosing because when President Trump landslides the next Election, that's when he's really going to kick some serious Ar#e.You Snowflakes are going to melt down to the nothing you are.

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