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    Tournament Special

    Our club is hosting an exclusive tournament where you get to give us money and then hopefully we'll play. It will be held in Barstow, Alaska, where it is dark all day and night and there are no lighted fields, but we hope to get the matches in.
    But join now, give us your money, buy cancellation insurance (which we get a kick-back on from the local agent) and when we cancel, we will hopefully be able to refund 75% of your money back, just to cover our expenses (snicker, snicker).
    If you'd like, we'll hold your money for next year.
    We will give "gotsoccer" points to any team that enters, even if cancelled.
    Enter now, and we'll double those points, just pay cancellation and 25% tournament fee.
    Of course, only Acts Of God, will enable us to pay full refunds.

    Think I'll stay local and enter NEFC preseason... Oh wait...

    #2
    Give it a rest. Don't like a tournament don't go.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
      Give it a rest. Don't like a tournament don't go.
      Sucker born every minute.
      Wait till you've paid thousands of dollars on development-what, no refund.
      I want Liz Warren to run for president (of NEFC)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
        Sucker born every minute.
        Wait till you've paid thousands of dollars on development-what, no refund.
        I want Liz Warren to run for president (of NEFC)
        Are Indians good soccer players or administrators?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
          Are Indians good soccer players or administrators?
          Only if they're fake Indians.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
            Are Indians good soccer players or administrators?
            Yes, of casinos. But you have to keep them away from the fire water.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
              Yes, of casinos. But you have to keep them away from the fire water.
              What is intersting about this post is that it wiil garner much more outrage than NEFC or Scorpions keeping 25% of your money just to allow you the privilege of playing in their tournament.
              Kind of similar to a buy in at a poker game or a fishing tournament, except you do have the opportunity to win some money.
              Hmmmm...who wants a cheap trophy anyway...show me the money!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                Are Indians good soccer players or administrators?
                Much better at cricket.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Unregistered View Post
                  Yes, of casinos. But you have to keep them away from the fire water.
                  They can use the fire water on the sidelines to stay warm.
                  Or to help forget the 25% restocking fee you just got taken for.

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                    #10
                    Rosie o donnell

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