Our club is hosting an exclusive tournament where you get to give us money and then hopefully we'll play. It will be held in Barstow, Alaska, where it is dark all day and night and there are no lighted fields, but we hope to get the matches in.
But join now, give us your money, buy cancellation insurance (which we get a kick-back on from the local agent) and when we cancel, we will hopefully be able to refund 75% of your money back, just to cover our expenses (snicker, snicker).
If you'd like, we'll hold your money for next year.
We will give "gotsoccer" points to any team that enters, even if cancelled.
Enter now, and we'll double those points, just pay cancellation and 25% tournament fee.
Of course, only Acts Of God, will enable us to pay full refunds.
Think I'll stay local and enter NEFC preseason... Oh wait...
But join now, give us your money, buy cancellation insurance (which we get a kick-back on from the local agent) and when we cancel, we will hopefully be able to refund 75% of your money back, just to cover our expenses (snicker, snicker).
If you'd like, we'll hold your money for next year.
We will give "gotsoccer" points to any team that enters, even if cancelled.
Enter now, and we'll double those points, just pay cancellation and 25% tournament fee.
Of course, only Acts Of God, will enable us to pay full refunds.
Think I'll stay local and enter NEFC preseason... Oh wait...
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