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sundance
08-23-2007, 09:33 PM
Some quick research shows Cujo with 499 posts. With his next post he will ascend to a rank never before seen on talking-soccer.

What will it be and is Cujo, or any mere mortal, worthy of this rank?
Cindy Lou
08-23-2007, 09:50 PM
What can we say, he is truly a man of many words and he still has all of his teeth.
FXWLD 24/7
08-23-2007, 10:11 PM
It's either...

We're not worthy or Well, isn't thaaat Spec-i-a-l

Way to post Cujo!
08-23-2007, 11:17 PM
Seems obvious to me: Over The Hill. ;)
JustForFun
08-24-2007, 09:37 AM
He is definitely not a woose! He is the man! Do I hear the grinding of FSM teeth?
Blue Devil
08-24-2007, 01:59 PM
Why has Cujo not made his historic post?

Has a rogue parent abducted Cujo or his computer?

Have the black helicopters swooped down upon the "casa de Cujo" and prevented him from making his next post? Will his next post come from Area 57?

Is his Cujo nickname some indicator that he is caught up in the Michael Vick case?

Is he right now throwing his overhand curveball and making some unfortunate doubter wet his pants?
08-24-2007, 02:57 PM
Obviously Cujo is either on vaction (either body surfing in Maui, big game hunting in South Africa or maybe a meeting with the Pope?) or his wife caught him on the computer read some of his worked and permanently banned him... just one post shy of the all-time record. Why couln't have Mrs. Cujo been married to Barry Bonds???
08-24-2007, 03:01 PM
I heard that the International Brotherhood of Internet Posters is looking into whether Cujo was aided by some illegal performance enhancers to help attain this record. Maybe he will have to do some community service and talk to young posters about the dangers of fingeroids.
JustForFun
08-24-2007, 03:04 PM
Don't you know that fingeroids are linked to spontaneous outbursts of rage? You should not mention such things in front of kids.
Blue Devil
08-24-2007, 03:16 PM
He was not tough enough and succumbed to a pack of pit poodles attracted to his milk bone underwear
08-24-2007, 03:19 PM
He's looking fo4r another socio-economic group to bash.
Blue Devil
08-27-2007, 09:10 AM
The Historic Post has just been made and Cujo's new rank has been revealed.

Cujo is now officially a "TS God" - will his posts now be viewed as infallable - and can we peons (or in my case TS addict) continue to debate him? :-)

Good posting cujo
Cujo
08-27-2007, 09:20 AM
The Historic Post has just been made and Cujo's new rank has been revealed.

Cujo is now officially a "TS God" - will his posts now be viewed as infallable - and can we peons (or in my case TS addict) continue to debate him? :-)

Good posting cujo

I want six soccer balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of commission this weekend. Threw a 9 inning complete game on Saturday (150 pitches.....). Could not move on Sunday................. looking for a wheelchair today. My wife summed it up nicely. 98 degrees? You are an IDIOT.
Admin
08-27-2007, 03:12 PM
The Historic Post has just been made and Cujo's new rank has been revealed.

Cujo is now officially a "TS God" - will his posts now be viewed as infallable - and can we peons (or in my case TS addict) continue to debate him? :-)

Good posting cujo

I want six soccer balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! Out of commission this weekend. Threw a 9 inning complete game on Saturday (150 pitches.....). Could not move on Sunday................. looking for a wheelchair today. My wife summed it up nicely. 98 degrees? You are an IDIOT.

Cujo,

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