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    How to get your kid on a national team

    1. Make sure you have funds available at all times. Getting
    there cost lots of money. Not kidding.
    2. The talent level has to be on the upper side. Not the top but a 6 on a scale of 1-10
    3. Find a club with a coach with connections with US Soccer.
    4. Move to that club and get real cozy with the coach.
    5. Ask that coach to give your kid extra training. Pay the fee.
    6. If the fee is $100.00 an hour. Now here is the catch —- give him or her $500. Cash now in an envelope and walk away.
    7. Do it again. Each time for $2,500. Total.
    8. Now you got the door open.
    9. Approach him or her with the question, can you get my kid into camp?
    10. He or she might say sure. Give him or her a bonus envelope $2,500. Now
    If they say no. You hit them with they have been extortion you for money for train your kid and your are going to the club DOC then to the po po. Say you were promised that your kid was getting in a national camp. Make up other things. The coach panics and now your kid is in camp.
    Just ask the queen. That’s how they did it. World class player. I tell you. But she did on a scale of a 3.
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